theyellowbrickroad:

i always give money to homeless people bc in 10 years when i finally hit rock bottom and im on the streets theyre gonna be my homies might as well start the friendship now

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

bemusedlybespectacled:

# I HAVE ALWAYS ADORED THE NEVERLAND JUSTICE SYSTEM

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.

bugjuic3:

nature vaginas

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

horands